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November 4, 2010
Forecasting the news, we'd say
Bamster will be denounced today.
F#@k-You-Meter has moved
past the point “Disapproved”.
It is now at “F#@k all you say”.


Barack Obama is a Big-Eared Idiot
and other undeniable life's truths

Volume 1: The Failure's Log

November 3, 2010
He has worked as a tireless drover,
and his herd ate it all, grain and stover.
Now nothing is left
for his friends from the left.
Listen, Bamster: it's time to bend over.
The Israelites, so long as the vengeance
was not directed against their own people,
viewed the defeat of wicked enemies,
whether by themselves or others,
as the justifiable recompenses of Yahweh.
G. W. Trompf
Payback: the logic of retribution in Melanesian religions (1994)
Chalk up another victory to the human spirit.
Planet of the Apes (1968)

October 4, 2009
Europe seems to have gotten enough
of the endless Obamian guff.
Bamster, here is a hint
for the rest of your stint:
you are dumb, so — you better be tough...
If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him,
so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is.
Arnold Rothstein
quoted in
The Big Bankroll: The Life and Times of Arnold Rothstein
by Leo Katcher (1959)
If you're stupid and weak,
you should probably quit.
Floyd Landis (2006)

October 3, 2009
The entire Obamian Force
now blames it on Rio, of course,
still unable to see
what observed IOC:
just an ass, braying loud and hoarse.
Right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
Chris Rock
Where'er an ass is crown'd to fame,
both town and country bear the shame.
German proverb
in A Polyglot of Foreign Proverbs
by Henry George Bohn (1857)

October 2, 2009
The ObamoOlympics? No more.
Both Obamas had taken the floor
in a failed pas de deux,
neither having a clue
what the f#@k the Olympics are for...
...if one's tongue don't move in the steps of the day,
and thinks to please by its old graces,
it is only an object of ridicule...
Horace Walpole
The letters of Horace Walpole (1840)
All the misfortunes of mankind,
all the dreadful disasters that fill the history books,
the blunders of politicians and the faults of omission
of great commanders, all this comes
from not knowing how to dance.
Le Bourgeois gentilhomme (1670)

October 1, 2009
Mrs. Bum (that's Michelle — don't twitch...)
in ObamoOlympical pitch
spoke of her SACRIFICE
(didn't think of it twice...).
Please come up with a clue for this b#@ch.
If the First Family gets a female dog,
will she be the First B#@ch or
will she have to settle for second place?
Burt Prelutsky
quoted in
Townhall: Michelle Obama is a B#@ch, Get It? (2009)
... the usual fortune of complaints,...
to have excited more contempt than pity.
Samuel Johnson
The lives of the most eminent English poets (1805)

El Lissitsky, Beat the Whites with the Red Wedge, 1919 Soviet propaganda poster. The intrusive red wedge represents the Bolsheviks, who are penetrating and defeating their opponents, the Whites, during the Russian Civil War. ...The authentic human being is one of us who instinctively knows what he should not do, and, in addition, he will balk at doing it. He will refuse to do it, even if this brings down dread consequences to him and to those whom he loves. This, to me, is the ultimately heroic trait of ordinary people; they say no to the tyrant and they calmly take the consequences of this resistance.

Philip K. Dick
How to Build a Universe That Doesn't Fall Apart Two Days Later, 1978

...The thing that irritates this White House the most and the way to really put them off stride is to laugh at them, to ridicule them, and to make fun of them.

Rush Limbaugh
April 3, 2009
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